Twisted Nursery Rhymes

Although these may seem a little vulgar, I can really see their creativity. Finding ways to twist around common nursery rhymes and give them a whole new meaning. Here are some of my favorites:

Mary had a little "pig"

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses,

And all the king's men,

Had scrambled eggs

For breakfast again.

Georgie Porgy

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.